falling

after tripping on the two steps out of the back door and looking amazed that he had survived...
"Whew, I fell half an inches!"

watermelon

while at the Fortner's eating watermelon on Memorial Day...
Larkin to Beth, "Don't you want some more watermelon?"
Beth (rubbing her pregnant tummy), "Oh, I've had enough watermelon."
Larkin, with concern, "Aw, did it give you a baby?"